"Life is putting the prozac to the test."
"I'm like fucking King Midas in reverse – every fucking thing I touch turns to shit."
"If she fell into a sewer pipe she'd come up with a gold watch in each hand."
"Must be great to be in the entertainment business." – "Yeah, it beats working for a living!"
"Goddamit, each of us is alone in that fucking universe."
"What kind of God does this shit?"