Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Tony's wife is outraged for a reason:
Carmela Soprano (Tony's wife): "You know, Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. 'Cause I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, you're paranoid, or just a fucking asshole."
Tony is fed up pouring his heart out at his analyst, Jennifer Melfi:
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's like taking a shit.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Ok. I actually like to think about it as a childbirth.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Trust me. It's like taking a shit.
Jennifer to a friend, about men:
"Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet."
Tony's uncle Corrado about the long tradition of their mafia family:
"We go way back to when Moses wore short pants."
Posted by Michael Kunze at 5:54 AM